A women and her newspaper ad

So if you haven't heard this joke before, well your an idiot because it's hilarius...

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

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if you are retarded enough not to get the joke read it AGAIN.

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If you still haven't got the point of the joke scroll down

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The man rang the door bell with his penis so it makes him great in bed since he had no legs and his penis had to be longer than usual...

Not that funny FYI